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No, it’s not about me. But when people make it about you, you do need to say something.
Since the Pirate Christian told me he was reporting me to the AALC Clergy Commission, I decided to provide recent material that he might need to demonstrate that I am a “malicious and impenitent slanderer”.
Lyman Stone, who has made similar accusations against me, can perhaps also appreciate this. Another collection of my earlier tweets related to the issues they are upset with me over can be found here and here.
It is entirely possible that I have perhaps missed some of the tweets, most likely responses, that these men consider slanderous. In which case, I would invite them to submit those to me and I will make sure they get posted in this article.
Yes, I always want to mean what I say and own what I do. And I have very real and very strong convictions. Again, I hope these men (and others who have made the same accusations against me) will find this helpful — as I will as well, for my own records. The most recent tweets occur first in the list.
Not right away though. First of all, this thread explains why I am doing what I am doing:
Jesus provided difficulties to the religious leadership of his day, and look where it got him…
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 3, 2026
Hallelujah! Our salvation!
6 years ago today, on Good Friday, I created a bit of controversy with this picture.
So, here is a short thread on “being difficult” in the church….
/1 pic.twitter.com/JhXjUmHAvl
And this is currently my “pinned tweet”, and it is also out of chronological order from the others:
The desire for sex with someone beside one’s spouse or intended spouse is sin, any unnatural desires more so (Rom. 1, Eph. 5:12).
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 16, 2026
Such desires were not present in Jesus in any way!
That I am the one confessing this vs. a popular Confessional Lutheran pastor is indeed shameful. https://t.co/gdV6gAddyW
Now, all the others, in reverse chronological order:
1.
Thank God for faithful Lutheran men like Dr. Eric Phillips (on left)!
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 17, 2026
Here, he responds to @lymanstoneky's comment (right) on my Ad Crucem piece.
Pastor Phillips always brings a lot of light without much heat. My prayer is that Lyman might consider interacting with him there. pic.twitter.com/GoegjHmuQ2
Update (0.5):
Dr. P. – @lymonstoneky debate recap!
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 19, 2026
Stone:
Men like Dr. P must believe “Christ had no sperm production” since sexual temptation is “exactly like hunger or exhaustion”. Also, “desire for [even] an unmarried [opposte sex] partner is a perversion”.
Some of Dr P.'s points below! https://t.co/PR7d4sJ0Bl pic.twitter.com/D37T2c7V6T
Even the EO disagree with Lyman.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) June 24, 2026
Lyman:
Men like Dr. Eric Phillips must believe “Christ had no sperm production” since sexual temptation is “exactly like hunger or exhaustion”.
Also, “desire for [even] an unmarried [opposite sex] partner is a perversion”.
Phillips's points: https://t.co/2PEMX6ZGPO pic.twitter.com/HqpGuLcrS0
(The first tweet above seems to have disappeared — I must have accidently deleted it — so I put in this second one on Jun. 24, 2026)
2.
One says: “There are no question marks in your messages.”
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 16, 2026
And?
Luther famously said that one could not be a Christian without making assertions.
All Christians agree that our proclamation is about not questioning but asserting.
Where the battle lies!
Why we need to fight. https://t.co/zBXMA2dSlP pic.twitter.com/v2Kiyo9qQu
3.
Do desires for gay sex somehow get inside of Christ & are truly experienced by him – even if they do not originate in him?
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 16, 2026
In short, @piratechristian affirms Christ is sinless or "impeccable", but then ascribes to Him desires that clearly fail the definition of what that means. https://t.co/sct75rm3D9
4.
Dietrich “Christ was not the perfect good” Bonhoeffer.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 15, 2026
Steve “Christ committed his own personal sin” Paulson.
Chris “Christ was tempted by gay stuff” Rosebrough.
Lyman "Let's debate how Christ potentially had gay desires” Stone.
Not hard, Lutherans.
Teachers to mark & avoid. https://t.co/WMnboy7FVk pic.twitter.com/Hpa0C8o5fL
5.
"[Nathan] does this because he is a slanderer, and his entire public presence for many years has been nonstop slander against LCMS pastors."
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 14, 2026
Evidence, @lymanstoneky?
I'll wait.
Forever.
6.
Remove all of the political considerations from this and talk to the wisest confessional Lutheran pastor you know – albeit maybe off the record – and I can tell you what he is going to say, and it's not what is said in that screenshot below. https://t.co/owxP8vkXwA
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 13, 2026
7.
One of the worst mistakes more liberal Lutherans made in the late 19th century was debating the topic of predestination.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 11, 2026
They lost, & fractured American Lutheranism in the process.
Hope wiser minds prevail in the recent, even less reasonable, debate about Jesus's temptations. pic.twitter.com/07EZoZHIlS
8.
.@Ad_Crucem: "the 'in every respect' of Heb. 4:15 is categorical, not cumulative. It is comprehensive in kind, not exhaustive in instance."
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 8, 2026
E.g.:
"The devil didn’t tempt Jesus to cheat on his live-in girlfriend or to murder his lover’s husband."
— A. Preus
Agree? See below! https://t.co/9CiJYnKGwC
9.
From my piece:
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 8, 2026
"The demographer & @thelcms layman @lymanstoneky, a frequent guest on the @IssuesEtc program, recently suggested on X/Twitter how we could, responsibly, posit that Jesus Christ had desires for gay sex…"
You read Lyman right. Got a problem? You are so immature. https://t.co/pRGa2INBWC pic.twitter.com/OuLGEWWIwy
10.
This is the article I published yesterday, before my Ad Crucem News article available today!
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 7, 2026
I recommend reading it first, as it has a little bit more detailed information about the issue at hand. https://t.co/pRGa2INBWC
11.
I've got everybody in my orbit talking about the nature of Jesus's temptations, including my wife & Muslim co-worker today.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 7, 2026
Thanks to @Ad_Crucem for helping me get the word out!
See the link below to my new article "Addressing Rampant Confusion about Jesus’s Temptations"! pic.twitter.com/1IDHVdtFJr
12.
Men of America, I submit that if you do not treasure & value the word of God above all else you will be lost.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 6, 2026
Frog in the pot.
Slowly "assimilated".
Satan prowls for once firm voices like @piratechristian & @IssuesEtc.
He'll also seek smaller fish as he can.
Link below. pic.twitter.com/e6rivB1i6z
13.
In early church days & even reformation times we don't see many of today's heresies — like the idea that Jesus somehow got a kind of [non-sinful] desire for gay sex, animal sex, or kid sex — being discussed.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) May 2, 2026
Why?
Back then nobody was as sick & messed up, insane, as we are.
14.
Wow.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 25, 2026
I can't believe the hate that existed in the early church, among the first Christians! (pics)
And the reformers as well (retweet below)!
And did they all reject the book of Hebrews?
I hope outfits like @IssuesEtc are aware of this problem — like a fly on shit! https://t.co/6aXU9u2eLM pic.twitter.com/AWM5Y05Zsa
15.
May all Christian teachers who blaspheme by saying Jesus had desires for homosexual acts, beastiality, & pedophilia perish.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 23, 2026
If I hold my tongue, may I also know God's discipline & — Lord have mercy — His good wrath.
They may indeed come for you.
So be it!
Thanks be to God. https://t.co/a2jZYwFk2a
16.
So… about "being mean” among confessional Lutheran elites today…
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 17, 2026
Certainly have my opinion.
It's often not about the way you approached, did, something.
It's that you had the audacity to bring up the issue at all…
Thought it ok to get people thinking & talking about it! https://t.co/a2jZYwFk2a
17.
To say the least, it is highly unfortunate that the top rated ["conservative"] Lutheran YouTube channel is run by a man who promotes the teaching that though Jesus was sinless, he *did* in fact experience desires for homosexual acts, beastiality, & pedophilia.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 16, 2026
Sign of the times. https://t.co/CJcpQkgh5Y
18.
Radical / Fake Lutheranism is only one manifestation of a wider sickness in the spirituality, culture, and politics of the western world. https://t.co/e3DBDf0OBc
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 14, 2026
19.
"Our very intention to be virtuous may be as motivated by our sinfulness as anything is.”
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 11, 2026
See the problem?@matt_e_cochran has always been helpful in countering such nonsense.
Here he is answering my tweet on this topic 7 years ago: https://t.co/aubYGjtpzr pic.twitter.com/cw7iFkcIQj
20.
If you are timid about saying that acts of sodomy are worse than acts of adultery or even prostitution because you don't want to:
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 10, 2026
-seem mean
-seem like you're saying you are superior to "those sinners over there"
…you are not going to make it. https://t.co/nVa5mX0axu
21.
Luther got in trouble for saying the Christian sins even in his best works.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 10, 2026
He jumps off Augustine here, who, e.g., saw fallen sexual desire as necessary for the good work of procreation.
Luther is correct. Still, this idea has been hijacked by men claiming to follow him (pic). https://t.co/wxQA2RaipA pic.twitter.com/NnzRgArVeO
22.
The Ten Commandments are eternal.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 9, 2026
Christ did not sin.
Christ had no evil desires.
Today, even "conservative" "Lutherans" say the opposite.
Fake.
Worldly.
Disgusting.
Desperate to please.
Vengeance is the Lord's.
Amen. https://t.co/W5DtJbXyQJ
23.
When I went after Steve Paulson six years ago, many people called me mean, out of line.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 7, 2026
Others, many who had more to lose than me, thanked me.
Christ did not sin!
More now know.
And more will learn about other false teachers & their supporters.
Christ had no evil desires! https://t.co/AMc8nFWzpy
24.
Bruce/Redeemed Uber Yude, supported by @piratechristian, continues to deny the Scriptures & the Lutheran Confessions.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 2, 2026
I wonder how many "confessional" Lutheran pastors today secretly agree with him?
That hateful Luther… Those hateful Mean Lutherans… That hateful God… https://t.co/S8zVO2G5gx pic.twitter.com/ZWxNNvhbjb
25.
Acts of sodomy are even more sinful than acts with a female prostitute — & the consequences more severe.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) April 1, 2026
For a disturbing deep dive on the topic, consider reading things by former practitioners.
Men like @nero eager to abandon this empty & horrific way of life (link below).. https://t.co/IXvCaIHMWK pic.twitter.com/HeUp8JKoae
26.
Sodomy is disgusting, but it's worse than that.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 31, 2026
The Apostle Paul writes that he who sins sexually sins against his own body.
In the case of acts of sodomy, this unique danger is even more pronounced; greater emotional, social, & spiritual consequences following in its train. pic.twitter.com/zAbGkc0BcU
27.
Fake Lutherans and FL promoters:
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 30, 2026
Stop pretending that you believe the Bible!
Stop pretending you think the words of scripture are really for today!
God is not mocked, and we see more and more your desperate attempts to create your own personal, fake, Jesus.
Psalm 139:21-22
I also retweeted all of these posts from Matt Cochran:

28.
@lymanstoneky, love to skate near the edges, huh?
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 28, 2026
I am a good theologian.
Some other really good theologians have noticed. But we won't name names.
Let's just say I win in the end. And you need some schooling.
Maybe stay in your lane?
29.
Call me an intolerant meanie, but I just don't think we should say it's possible Jesus somehow experienced temptations for gay, animal, and pedo sex because maybe Lutheran scholasticism can justify it.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 28, 2026
Even if @piratechristian might appreciate the support.@DrJordanBCooper? https://t.co/pV3INt6VIb
30.
As fellow Gen Xers, they'll definitely ID with the meme.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 28, 2026
Yeah, they got nothing.
Except projection, slander.
So tiresome. So done. https://t.co/JxB35wuJvQ pic.twitter.com/tIZMDiAApp
31.
One might have thought that these Christology things were settled about 1,500 years ago, but I guess not!
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 28, 2026
Hey Lutheran leaders, it is time to leave your freaking obnoxious clown world.
Shake the dust and move on, as we are. https://t.co/Qf0dTw87lp
32.
It's sad. Some people think I hate Fake Lutherans.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 27, 2026
I don't. I pray for my enemies every day, even as I also pray for their defeat.
Of course I'll relentlessly oppose them, but God is the one who will condemn!
Not what He wants! Nor me.
Turn!#Atimeforhate #FakeLutheranism https://t.co/cVvGbEoeLy
33.
The false teaching that things like aberrant sexual desire is a punishment for sin – instead of sin – is countered by the Lutheran Apology of the AC:
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 24, 2026
“[The Roman Catholic theologians] contend that concupiscence is a penalty, and not a sin. Luther maintains that it is a sin.” https://t.co/tBWcqREFSL
34.
No joke friends!
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 24, 2026
As the Lutheran Apology of the Augsburg Confessions says, such “concupiscence”, such “inner desires” flowing from the “innate evil” or “hereditary disease” of original sin, are most certainly sins: they are “evil inclinations”, “wicked’, and “worthy of death”. https://t.co/tBWcqREFSL
35.
As in:
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 23, 2026
"Lutheran pastors subscribe to confessions that will not even mention sodomy by name[… so evil it is.
It is clearly alluded to though as a greater evil, even if not mentioned directly….]"
I see now that some people misunderstood the intended meaning of this tweet. https://t.co/S8zVO2G5gx
36.
Good to get clarity here.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 23, 2026
Bruce is wrong. Matt is right.
Jesus was tempted in every way we are, yet never had any desire to break any of the Ten Commandments or worse!
His utter strength in the Lord according to his human nature does not discourage us, but in fact comforts us! https://t.co/Gtz7Xyp1NB pic.twitter.com/BJ3t7gKerD
37.
Is it not a bit odd that neither of these men, @BardofLagrandil (@RedeemedUberYud) or his lackey @piratechristian, will admit that I have been fairly representing them?
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 23, 2026
If this is false, why not correct me?
And take courage and tell everyone what you really believe! https://t.co/W8MTsJg2Ua
38.
I wonder what the hell most Christians think the Apostle Paul is talking about in Ephesians 5:12.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 21, 2026
This is one reason why I deeply appreciate my pastor, who understands that sometimes even real religious instruction can still corrupt innocence in this day and age.
39.
Nothing should surprise me at this point, but I am still shocked at how many Lutheran pastors today do not know the Lutheran confessions, particularly when they touch on the hottest topics of the day. https://t.co/S8zVO2G5gx
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 21, 2026
40.
Even the best Lutheran pastors today really don't know the Lutheran confessions.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 21, 2026
I was looking at the explanation of the 6th commandment again this morning in the large catechism (top), and came across some other interesting quotes from a concerned pastor 10 years ago (bottom). pic.twitter.com/47VTzQw6a7
41.
Lutheran pastors subscribe to confessions that will not even mention sodomy by name.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 20, 2026
We do men no favors by downplaying great evil.
Murder is worse than stealing. Men going after men is worse than going after prostitutes.
And Christ’s blood kills all sin, covers all!
Come!
42.
I know that my words upset some people yesterday.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 19, 2026
I'm sorry.
My hatred of Fake Lutheranism has not been nearly severe enough.
Horrifying heresy calls for stronger and sharper language, even mockery.#Atimeforhate #FakeLutheranism https://t.co/vnQ9AbEpaY
43.
Above all, it is idolatrous, blasphemous, law-and-creation-hating, fake and gay Lutheranism that I find revolting.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 18, 2026
The sheer uninhibited hatred of Luther's actual Large Catechism is now out in the open.
We see.
If this makes one a “Mahlerite”, there are more of these daily.
44.
I would like their names, @piratechristian mentor:
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 17, 2026
"[He's been] corrected by no fewer than 3 or 4 other pastors in good standing in addition to myself about his misrepresentation."
And feel free to tell us all here about the nature of the homosexual desire that got into Jesus! pic.twitter.com/6iu14qFrW2
45.
.@piratechristian's friend:
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 17, 2026
“The list [of abominations] is longer than you think…”
Yes, maturing Christians certainly do grow more disgusted with all sin, including desires.
Point:
All are disgusted with some sins & Christians are especially revolted by idolatry/blasphemy. pic.twitter.com/HlWJZeIgFp
46.
Added relevant tweets to this post.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 15, 2026
Again, as I say there, I will not trouble myself to speak with any of my lying critics until they will truly address the specific doctrinal issues.
Your personal issues as well as issues with persons aren't relevant, my Fake Lutheran enemies. https://t.co/JySmV92a8B
47.
Your regular reminder that your LCMS Lutheran pastor is obligated to believe that some sins are more evil than others.
— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 14, 2026
You might need to remind him.
Sin is bad and worse. You and he help no one by denying or minimizing this.
HT: @oldluth https://t.co/zw4fbzdl8M
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— Theology Like a Child (@Infanttheology) March 14, 2026








